If my dad lets me. Depends on whether works going well for him.
Stay at Hogwarts and befriend a house elf. Those little things will give you presents if they like you
My sister used to, but then she turned into a bitch and moved out. So no, none.
Do you stay at Hogwarts?
I don’t get any presents so why celebrate it?
None at all…..?
Well someone is feeling christmassy and positive
Smoking’ll kill ya
I’m starting to think that it might just be easier to cancel Christmas this year
Honestly, I really hope that happens. -shakes his head- He won’t be violent towards you, he just likes to take swings at me…though if he even tried, which I’m nearly sure he wouldn’t, that attempt would be squashed in a heartbeat. I know you can hold your own, but dealing with my father is an…interesting process I’ve gotten used to. -snorts- I’m sure you’ll find out, but I apologize in advance if he insults you in some way. He can go from semi-nice to mean bastard in a millisecond. -smirks- Really? Dammit, Al, that messes up everything. I was planning on summing up the story of “how we met and got together” like that. “Yes, I bought your granddaughter a drink and then we fucked in the Three Broomsticks. Twice. Happy Christmas!”
He wouldn’t even get to lift his arm around you whilst I’m there. I don’t need you to protect me from your Dad. I’ll stand more than arms length away at all times, okay? *raises an eyebrow* So I can expect him to be lovely and then call me a whore? Hmmm. *laughs* Dammit Aug, you’ve stole my story. I was supposed to be telling everyone the story of how “He bought me a drink after not taking no for an answer and then I rode his cock….twice.” *snorts* I think we need a story to tell to various older Carrow’s when asked how we got together, I don’t think you’d be spared if we told the truth of the fact we were fuck buddies for three months first.
That might be a good idea. I swear that I’ll behave, but it’ll be hard and I need your help in restraining myself. -chuckles- I’m sure that your mother is gorgeous and wonderful, just like you. I can’t wait to meet her. -raises his eyebrows- So I do have to be scared of him? Fuck, you call him Death? I have to win over a guy you call Death? Oh…good. That’s really comforting. -rubs the back of neck- Eh, you know…inappropriate comments, random violent outbursts, or maybe if we’re lucky he’ll just pass out.
Oh lucky me. Here’s hoping I get a “Hi, I’m Alecto” and then him passing out kind of scenario. That would be most preferable. If he tries to be violent, I can hold my own, compared to my own Father, he doesn’t scare me in the slightest. He’ll get back what he attempts to give me before you even have a chance to stand in the way. *raises eyebrows* Inappropriate comments such as? My Mother is gorgeous and wonderful *smiles then laughs* Well he’s not actually calling death, that’s just a nickname from his efficiency at taking people out, he’s actually called odysessus. Hmmm, you should win him over, just try and refrain from introducing yourself as “hi, I’m the guy who’s nailing your granddaughter” and you should be fine *laughs*